Toilet Trouble Enthusiast Gifts

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

"I think the flush is broken."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

New York Scatological Society

Toilet humour

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

WC problem.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Frog Flycatcher.

"So tell me about your last poop."