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Man with typewriter on toilet.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

WC problem.

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.