Toilet Musings Enthusiast Pillows

Man with typewriter on toilet.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

WC problem.

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Frog Flycatcher.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'