Toilet Technology Geek Pillows

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

New York Scatological Society

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

Wallpapering 4

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Nature is not perfect

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

Outhouse on Cliff.

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

'Holy shit!'