Toilet Technology Geek Pillows

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New York Scatological Society

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Wallpapering 4

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Where history's best ideas happen.

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

Outhouse on Cliff.

Nature is not perfect

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

Where Yule Logs Come From.

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"