Sanitation Geek Pillows

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Covid Vaccine

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Water.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Hand Sanitiser

Baby boom expected due to corona

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Transmission of the Coronavirus

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

"The world takes aim at global warming targets."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

Filing cabinet has compost in bottom drawer. Man says: 'It's part of our new green-office initiative.'

The world's problems.