Sanitation Geek Gifts

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Covid Vaccine

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Water.

Baby boom expected due to corona

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

"The world takes aim at global warming targets."

Filing cabinet has compost in bottom drawer. Man says: 'It's part of our new green-office initiative.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.