"What have you been up to lately?"
Sanitation Savvy Gifts
Looking for a gift for your sanitation savvy friend? Show appreciation for their clever approach to cleanliness with products that blend humor and practicality. Perfect for those who take pride in their hygiene and enjoy a touch of wit in their daily routine, these gifts are a fun way to acknowledge their unique interests.
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Noise Pollution
Hand sanitizer
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
Soap Versus Coronavirus
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"
Covid Vaccine
Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale
"Uh, I was drinking that."
"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."
"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."
Things I didn't know about before 2020.
Water.
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
Baby boom expected due to corona
Hand Sanitiser
"I'm not taking any chances!"
"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."
Transmission of the Coronavirus
Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).
'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'
"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."
'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'
'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'
"Tommy! Use your hanky."
Face Masks and Covid
'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
Sanitation Savvy Gifts Collection
Sanitation Savvy Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for those who are sanitation savvy—bring humor and hygiene together in your daily drinkware.
Sanitation Savvy Pillows
Discover pillows that add a humorous touch to any space, celebrating their love of cleanliness and wit.
Sanitation Savvy Prints
Browse our humorous prints to brighten up any room and showcase their sanitation-savvy personality.
Sanitation Savvy T-Shirts
Find fun t-shirts that celebrate sanitation savviness—perfect for making a witty statement wherever they go.