Sanitation Warrior Gifts

'There was a what in your soup?'

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Hand sanitizer

The household cavalry

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Clean air.

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Covid Vaccine

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Urban Compost Heap.

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Dutch Apple Core Pie .