Sanitation Warrior Gifts

'There was a what in your soup?'

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Hand sanitizer

The household cavalry

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Clean air.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

Covid Vaccine

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Urban Compost Heap.