Sanitization Enthusiast Gifts

#prevention

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Flu vaccine.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"