Sanitation Savant Gifts

Hygiene in food processing

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The new normal

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Noise Pollution

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Reuse it or lose it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

Friends of the Earth

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Industries with clean energy

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Energy Saving Conference.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Recycling bin for iPads.

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"