Shampoo Savant Gifts

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'

Beauty School Drop Outs

"The groomer used too much product."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Sir Edward Elgar

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

Choosing What To Wear.

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

GURLERS

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Graffiti Art Class