Hair Styling Savant Gifts

Lion with hair straighteners.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

New Suit.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

GURLERS

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Evergreen' my patootie.'