Scent Savant Gifts

'Why would I want to smell like Germany?'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Plant Lady

Felix Mendelssohn

"I come here for the pepper."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Music Lover.

"House red, sir?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Old pumpkin spice

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"The groomer used too much product."

Benjamin Britten.

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'