Symphony Savant Gifts

"If it's 'unfinished' why do I pay full price?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

Sir Edward Elgar

Benjamin Britten.

Felix Mendelssohn

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Anton Bruckner.

Benjamin Britten

Antonin Dvorak

Sergei Prokofiev.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Binge Watch

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

The Music Lover.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Champagne Tasting.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"The lost password department's that way."

'Nuff said.

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."