Symphony Savant Pillows

"If it's 'unfinished' why do I pay full price?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

Sir Edward Elgar

Benjamin Britten.

Felix Mendelssohn

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Anton Bruckner.

Benjamin Britten

Antonin Dvorak

Sergei Prokofiev.

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Binge Watch

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Music Lover.

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Champagne Tasting.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"The lost password department's that way."

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'