Satellite System Savant Pillows

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Sir Edward Elgar

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Anton Bruckner.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Benjamin Britten.

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Large hi fi.

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'