Satellite System Savant Pillows

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.

Felix Mendelssohn

Binge Watch

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Sir Edward Elgar

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Anton Bruckner.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Benjamin Britten

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

Sergei Prokofiev.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Ludwig van Beethoven

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Benjamin Britten.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

TV. "Seinfeld" was just the first --- Now there are a lot of shows about nothing.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

Large hi fi.