Sound System Savant Pillows

"I don't like the sound of that cough. I'm going to adjust your bass and treble."

Felix Mendelssohn

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

The Music Lover.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Anton Bruckner.

Benjamin Britten

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

Sergei Prokofiev.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

Ludwig van Beethoven

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

Benjamin Britten.

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."