Stereo Sound Savant Pillows

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Man chasing microphone.

The Music Lover.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

Anton Bruckner.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Benjamin Britten.