Sight Savant Pillows

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

TV-Man

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Plasmas.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Music Lover.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'He's a square!'

Vaccines against Covid

"God, I love this show!"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Keep it simple

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

"Cool game!"

Mind control

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'Always bought low.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"You think they all look like security risks."