Sight Savant Pillows

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

TV-Man

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Plasmas.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

The Music Lover.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"Is that neat whisky?"

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Vaccines against Covid

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Keep it simple

'Always bought low.'

Mind control

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Cool game!"

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"You think they all look like security risks."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."