Sky Savant Pillows

Returning from a Multi-Day

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Trawling for Fish.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Steeee-rike three!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Champagne Tasting.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'It's for show and tell!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Canadian Jesus

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Plastic surgeon's here.

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

Solar Panels R US

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

Solar Obama.

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'