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Returning from a Multi-Day

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Steeee-rike three!'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Champagne Tasting.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'It's for show and tell!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Canadian Jesus

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'We're going solar power all the way!'

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

Solar Obama.

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'

Solar Panels R US