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'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Felix Mendelssohn

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Binge Watch

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

Sir Edward Elgar

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Is that neat whisky?"

"House red, sir?"

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

Anton Bruckner.

Champagne Tasting.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Wall Street Red Ink.

Turning with mathematical precision.