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With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Binge Watch

Decision Making Block

Sir Edward Elgar

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'I say we try it.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"House red, sir?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Game Addiction

Old pumpkin spice

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

"Those are all my passwords."

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Anton Bruckner.