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With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

Binge Watch

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Sir Edward Elgar

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I say we try it.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"House red, sir?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Game Addiction

Old pumpkin spice

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Champagne Tasting.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Those are all my passwords."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'