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Champagne Tasting.

Felix Mendelssohn

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

Sir Edward Elgar

Trawling for Fish.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

Anton Bruckner.

"Those are all my passwords."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"The lost password department's that way."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Objets D'Angst

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

Benjamin Britten.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'