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"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Golf lessons

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Champagne Tasting.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'He's a survivor.'

Objets D'Angst

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Sushi

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Photo opportunity

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'