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The wonderful world of cheese.

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Trawling for Fish.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Champagne Tasting.

'Always bought low.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'It's for show and tell!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Saves

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Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"I'm a societal mutation."

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"Gerald and I are partial to the odd strawberry, so if you can find time to plant some, that would be absolutely wonderful."

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

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