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'Steeee-rike three!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Bullseye!

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Decision Making Block

Golf lessons

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Trawling for Fish.

'I say we try it.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"House red, sir?"