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'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

Binge Watch

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'I say we try it.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

"House red, sir?"

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

The Music Lover.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Game Addiction

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."