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"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

The Music Lover.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

Baroque

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"Profession?"

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

"How soon do you need these?"

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

Afro hairdressing.