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Skate! Skate! Skate!

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'You could do that.' I did

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Man with post it note

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

Trawling for Fish.

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'