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Felix Mendelssohn

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

The Plasmas.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'Lost Diary'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Anton Bruckner.

Mind control

"Cool game!"

Justice for a heckler.

Champagne Tasting.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Sergei Prokofiev.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"She died doing what she loved."