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TV. "Seinfeld" was just the first --- Now there are a lot of shows about nothing.

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Felix Mendelssohn

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Binge Watch

Sir Edward Elgar

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

Christopher Nolan caricature

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Tarzan mobile phone

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Anton Bruckner.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

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Sergei Prokofiev.

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."