Sitcom Savant Pillows

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Felix Mendelssohn

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Binge Watch

Sir Edward Elgar

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Anton Bruckner.

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Sergei Prokofiev.

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Ludwig van Beethoven