Tv Savant Pillows

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Binge Watch

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Christopher Nolan caricature

The Plasmas.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

Taking to the sky...

"God, I love this show!"

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

"Cool game!"

Mind control

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Justice for a heckler.

Snake Blogging,

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"She died doing what she loved."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones