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"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

Felix Mendelssohn

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"Those are all my passwords."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Anton Bruckner.

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Benjamin Britten.

'We're going solar power all the way!'