Solar Savants T-Shirts

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Reuse it or lose it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

New Year 2020

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Vaccines against Covid

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Friends of the Earth

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Industries with clean energy

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Energy Saving Conference.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Keep it simple

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

'Always bought low.'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'