Solar Savants Gifts

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Reuse it or lose it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

New Year 2020

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Vaccines against Covid

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Friends of the Earth

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Industries with clean energy

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'He's a square!'

Energy Saving Conference.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Keep it simple

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Recycling bin for iPads.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'We like to make full use of the space.'