Space Savant Gifts

You can't have everything...

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Vaccines against Covid

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'He's a square!'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Keep it simple

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard his computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he'd discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"I just invented fire and pollution."