Solar System Savant Gifts

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

Felix Mendelssohn

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Reuse it or lose it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Friends of the Earth

'He's a square!'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Industries with clean energy

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

Piggy Bank ATM

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Energy Saving Conference.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Keep it simple

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'