Solar Savant Gifts

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Solar Panels R US

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Solar Obama.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

US Energy Consumption

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

Oil prices exceeding 105 dollars a barrel.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

Plastic surgeon's here.

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

Clean dirt.

Making compost.

An electric car drives along power cables.

Photo opportunity