Solar Savant Mugs

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Solar Panels R US

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Solar Obama.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

US Energy Consumption

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Oil prices exceeding 105 dollars a barrel.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

Clean dirt.

Making compost.

Photo opportunity

Large hi fi.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".