Suv Savants Gifts

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Sandwich snob.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

'We're going solar power all the way!'

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I was going to make dinner but we are all out of peanut butter and jelly."

A curl of sandwiches

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'