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Substitution Savant Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who's a true substitution savant? Whether they love word puzzles, creative brain teasers, or clever word substitutions, our collection offers witty designs perfect for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Show off their sharp mind and playful spirit with our thoughtful and humorous gifts that highlight their skill at substitution tricks and language exploits. These unique pieces are sure to delight any puzzle enthusiast or wordplay lover, making their day a little brighter and a lot more fun.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
The wonderful world of cheese.
Felix Mendelssohn
"There's more inside."
"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"
Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.
Sir Edward Elgar
Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.
"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."
'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'
Antonin Leopold Dvorak
"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."
"House red, sir?"
TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!
"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."
Anton Bruckner.
Sergei Prokofiev.
'Nuff said.
"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."
Benjamin Britten
There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?
Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."
Baroque
For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.
Ludwig van Beethoven
Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.
Jesus Saves
Benjamin Britten.
José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix
Vitamin D
Relay racers passing money instead of baton.
Subtitle: Woof.
"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."
'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'
Substitution Savant Gifts Collection
Substitution Savant Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate substitution savants with clever designs perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate.
Substitution Savant Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows featuring playful substitution themes—perfect for adding humor and personality to any room.
Substitution Savant Prints
Discover vibrant prints that honor the clever minds of substitution enthusiasts. Ideal for decorating their favorite space with wit and charm.
Substitution Savant T-Shirts
Browse our fun t-shirts that showcase the wit of substitution enthusiasts. Great for casual wear and making a statement.