Substitution Savant Pillows

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Felix Mendelssohn

"There's more inside."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Sir Edward Elgar

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"House red, sir?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Anton Bruckner.

Sergei Prokofiev.

'Nuff said.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Baroque

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

Ludwig van Beethoven

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

Benjamin Britten.

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Vitamin D

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Subtitle: Woof.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'