Subtitle Savant Pillows

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Someone who knows apostrophes

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"It's a slow hit man!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."