Subtitle Savant Gifts

Subtitle: Woof.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Someone who knows apostrophes

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"It's a slow hit man!"

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

Product placement in cartoons.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."