Semantic Savant Gifts

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Someone who knows apostrophes

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Decision Making Block

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

East End Maps.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Sir Edward Elgar

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'I say we try it.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

The Adventures of Grammar Man

Game Addiction

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.