Syntax Savant Gifts

Someone who knows apostrophes

The Adventures of Grammar Man

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

The dog chased the ball. What is the object here. I don't know what your motivation is.

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Where was I?

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

East End Maps.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.