Script Savant Gifts

Looking for a gift for your script savant? Our collection celebrates the art of storytelling and editing with witty, thoughtful products designed for writers and creatives alike. Whether they're passionate about screenplays, plays, or scripts, these gifts add a touch of humor and inspiration to their creative space.

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'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.' mockup

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

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Ecclesiastical Eye Test

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'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

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"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?" mockup

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.' mockup

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

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Someone who knows apostrophes

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'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?' mockup

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

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Where was I?

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'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.' mockup

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

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Hollywood producer.

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Eugene Ionesco

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'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.' mockup

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

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"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts." mockup

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

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"Now all we need is a good script." mockup

"Now all we need is a good script."

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Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's. mockup

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

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Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged mockup

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

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"He's left a suicide screenplay." mockup

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

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'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software' mockup

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

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"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience... mockup

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

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'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.' mockup

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

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Dear Diary

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'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!' mockup

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

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"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software." mockup

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

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Scrip Doctor

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"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

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