Scroll Savant Gifts

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'You could do that.' I did

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"God, I love this show!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"House red, sir?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Cool game!"

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Mind control

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

Ecclesiastical Eye Test

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

Terms and Conditions

Wang Yangming listens.